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I Don't Like To Get Mad.

Listen now | A dramatic reading of 'The Best Dog and Cat in the World.'

Apr 26, 2021

The Honky Stonk Man.

My 30-day quest to become a Meme Stock Millionaire.

Apr 19, 2021

Tellin' Jokes And Crackin' Yolks.

'My Awesome Easter Vacation (1989).'

Apr 12, 2021

Thank You For Choosing LATCHKEYKID.

We'll be back this spring with all-new adventures.

Mar 15, 2021

The Billion Dollar Question.

The forgotten story of the largest cash prize in American Game Show history.

Mar 8, 2021

The Haunted Bunk Bed Of Horicon.

Join me. Perhaps you may be able to help solve a mystery.

Mar 1, 2021

Black Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.

Pandemic Punk, Teenage Bottlerocket and the last time I had fun.

Feb 22, 2021

Colonel Dracula Joins The Navy.

It's time to cut the cord.

Feb 15, 2021

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Let yourself in.

Season 1

Fight The Greatest Fight.

You And Me And Five Bucks.

Colonel Dracula Joins The Navy.

Black Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.

The Haunted Bunk Bed Of Horicon.

The Billion Dollar Question.

Tellin' Jokes And Crackin' Yolks.

The Honky Stonk Man.

I Don't Like To Get Mad.

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