“…but I don’t WANNA haircut!” Welcome to another Friday edition of Lost Summer!
Look, Summer’s almost over. It’s Friday. It’s beautiful outside. I think I know what you want…OOPS, ALL CAPTIONS! Bite-sized, sugary and the perfect way to start your weekend. Dig in!
“What? Kicked out? I didn’t even know I was IN Phantom Planet!”
“This cozy bungalow is the perfect AirBnB for an electromagnetic getaway (some slight data entry required).”
“It’s beautiful, Sun. Let me know if you need someone to plow it for you.”
“YOU ALL, EVERYBODY!”
“Don’t draft Rodgers at QB1. He’s 40, his ceiling is too low, he’s averaging 6.8 yards per pass and the Jets’ O-line is spotty at best.”
“Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. BARK!”
Rousseau spent the last 16 years perfecting Mad Fold-In’s.
“Capitalist production develops technology and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth- the soil and the Labrador. I mean Laborer. BARK!”
“WAAAAAAAALLLLLLT!!!!”
“Hey, who has two legs and can’t walk? You.”
It takes a special type of one-hit-wonder to not even have a b-side for the jukebox.
“Feels like a CHEWSDAY, INNIT?”
“Don’t pet Jack so hard! He doesn’t like it!”
“Oh bullSHIT the Red Album is better than Pinkerton!”
“Alright Claire, let’s get a quick photo for the Employee Directory.”
“Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution! The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains! BARK!”
Thanks very much for reading. Sound off in the comments and have a great weekend. We’ll be back on Monday with another heaping helping of Lost Summer.
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