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I Don't Like To Get Mad.Listen now | A dramatic reading of 'The Best Dog and Cat in the World.'

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My 30-day quest to become a Meme Stock Millionaire.

Apr 19

'My Awesome Easter Vacation (1989).'

Apr 12

Thank You For Choosing LATCHKEYKID.Listen now (37 sec) | We'll be back this spring with all-new adventures.

Mar 15

The forgotten story of the largest cash prize in American Game Show history.

Mar 8

Join me. Perhaps you may be able to help solve a mystery.

Mar 1

Pandemic Punk, Teenage Bottlerocket and the last time I had fun.

Feb 22

It's time to cut the cord.

Feb 15

Volume 1

Fight The Greatest Fight.

You And Me And Five Bucks.

Colonel Dracula Joins The Navy.

Black Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.

The Haunted Bunk Bed Of Horicon.

The Billion Dollar Question.

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